See ma mammy
See ma dinner ticket
A pititnma
Pokit an she pititny
Washnmachine.
See thon burnty
Up wherra firewiz
Mam mammy says Am no tellnyagain
No'y playnit.
A jist wen'ye eatma
Pokacrisps furma dinner
Nabigwoffldoon.
The wummin sed Aver near
Clapsd
Jistur heednur
Wee wellies sticknoot.
They sed Wot heppind?
Nme'nma belly.
Na bedna hospital.
A sed A pititnma
Pokit an she pititny
Washinmachine.
They sed Ees thees chaild eb slootly
Non verbal?
A sed MA BUMSAIR
Nwen'y sleep.